Getting Laid off

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were
both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire
the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have
to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like s**t...'