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11. August 2008, um 22:45:10 Uhr

Once  upon a time there lived a king.
 The king had a beautiful  daughter,     
     the PRINCESS..

But  there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.


 No matter what;


 
metal,


 
wood,


 
stone,


 
anything  she touched would melt.


 
Because  of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.


 The king despaired. What could he do to  help his daughter?


 
He  consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,


 'If your daughter touches one thing that  does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'


 
 
The  king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.


 
The  next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his  daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit  the king's wealth..
 
 THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK  UP THE CHALLENGE.
 
 The first brought a sword of  the finest steel.




 
But  alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went  away sadly .




The  second prince brought diamonds.





 
He  thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would  not melt.
 But alas, once the princess touched them,  they melted.


   He too was sent away disappointed.

 


   The third prince approached. He told the princess,
 'Put  your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
 
 The princess did as she was told, though she  turned red .
 
 



 She  felt something hard. She held it in her hand.


   And it did not melt!!!


 
The  king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.  !
 

   And the third prince married the princess and they both lived  happily ever after.



 Question:  What was in the prince's  pants?


 



 

M&M's  of course.


 They  melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What  were you thinking?? 

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